A Clean Pillow Is a Happy Pillow: But How Often Is Too Often?

Now, fellas, I know what you’re thinkin’. “First, they’re tellin’ us we gotta use these here pillow protectors. Now, they’re gonna make us wash ’em, too? What’s next, ironin’ our socks?” Listen, I hear ya. A man’s got only so much time for chores, and laundry day ain’t exactly a trip to the ballpark.

But here’s the thing: nobody wants to sleep on a dirty pillow. And even with a protector on there, things can get a little ripe if you ain’t careful. Think about it: you’re snoozin’ away, sweat buildin’ up, dead skin flakin’ off, hair tonic seepin’ in. Not exactly a recipe for a good night’s sleep, is it?

So, how often should you give that protector a good scrub? Well, I ain’t gonna sit here and tell you to mark it on your calendar every week. You got enough to remember as it is. But a good rule of thumb is to wash it whenever you wash your sheets. Makes sense, right?

Now, if you’re one of those fellas who sweats like a prizefighter in August, you might want to up the ante and wash it a little more often. Maybe every other week or so. And for those of you with allergies, well, you gotta be extra careful. Talk to your doc, see what they recommend.

Bottom line, fellas, use your best judgment. If that pillow protector starts lookin’ a little worse for wear, or if you just can’t remember the last time it saw the inside of a washing machine, well, it’s probably time for a refresh. A clean pillow is a happy pillow, and a happy pillow means a happy fella. And ain’t that what it’s all about?